facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know: you are potato
True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.
Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."
